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Maybe you’re one of those people who has a gift for making people laugh. Perhaps on a first date, you effortlessly inspire everything from chuckles to guffaws. Congrats on that. But let’s say you’re more like the rest of us, who really, really want to amuse the folks we meet at bars and parties or go out with on dates but just don’t know how. Then this advice is for you. Listen up as five comedians share their tried-and-true tactics for making ‘em laugh.

Funny Fundamental #1: The Bait-and-Switch From: Andy Vastola, a comic who’s appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman
“The ‘bait-and-switch’ is often used to keep the other person on their toes and to prevent the conversation from getting stale. There are two basic steps to the ‘bait and switch.’ Step one: Deliberately misinterpret something your date says. Step two: Answer with a statement that’s a play on what they’ve said. For example, your date may ask, ‘How do you like the scones?’ (the bait). Your response: ‘I don’t know; I’ve never seen The Scones in concert. Are they good?’ (the switch). This is a win/win situation. If your date laughs, it means they have a sense of humor and they’re a keeper. If not, they think you’re a bonehead and will do the breaking up for you.”

Funny Fundamental #2: The Callback From: Dan Allen, stand-up comic on Comedy Central’s Premium Blend
“Show your date that you’re able to laugh at your mistakes and bring back a funny moment throughout the night with a technique called ‘the callback.’ For example, one time I accidentally mispronounced ‘Pinot Grigio’ as ‘Peanut Gringo,’ much to the amusement of my date (and our waiter). Then, throughout the evening, I occasionally inserted intentional mispronunciations like ‘Fill-ette migg-non’ into the conversation. It showed that I could make fun of myself and be creative at the same time. A word of warning: Use this technique only three times in the night after that, the joke gets old, and there’s a fine line between hilarious and just reminding your date you messed up.”

Funny Fundamental #3: Character Voices From: Ophira Eisenberg, stand-up comic and a panelist for Us Weekly’s Fashion Police
“Pump up your anecdotes with fun character voices to get your date more interested and laughing. We’re not talking about Daffy Duck impressions stick to mimicking characters in your story. Trust me, the time you got pulled over for a speeding ticket will be so much funnier if you give the cop an oafish voice. And don’t worry if you can’t master an accent or if it’s not a good impression it’s the effort that counts! However, don’t risk trying an impression of your date while on the date. Save that for years down the road.”

Funny Fundamental #4: The Save From: Christian Finnegan, panelist on VH1’s Best Week Ever, a tongue-in-cheek roundup of pop culture
“A ’save’ is when you create an awkward situation by accident and then alleviate your blunder by saying something funny. For instance, you might go on a 10-minute tirade about how much you loathe Billy Joel only to have your date tell you she’s seen him in concert 14 times. At this point you may be tempted to apologize, but don’t. You said what you said equivocating just makes you look weak. To ’save’ this situation, you need to take your argument to absurd proportions, and say something like, ‘Obviously you’re unaware that Billy Joel cheated my entire family out of our fortune.’ This renders the whole conversation ridiculous, and therefore harmless. And by not immediately apologizing, you display a blend of confidence and independence. 10 points for you!”

Funny Fundamental #5: The “Yes, And” Tactic From: Carmen Lynch, comedian on Last Comic Standing
“The ‘yes, and…’ is simply building on a statement your date makes in order to move the conversation to an absurd new level. For example, if your date takes one look at the restaurant bill and says it’s so high he’ll have to rob a bank to cover it, don’t just let his comment sit there. Take it one step further by saying, ‘Sure, robbing a bank sounds like a good idea and there’s one just down the block. How about I drive the getaway car?’ If, however, you aren’t digging the guy, definitely don’t ‘yes, and…’ his offer for a second date. End the improv scene right there!”

Elise Nersesian is a New York-based writer who covers love, sex, and relationships. Luckily, her current beau keeps her in stitches pretty much non-stop. Article courtesy of Happen magazine, www.happenmag.com.

According to various internet statistics, there are over 50 million active subscribers to dating services…. that’s just in the U.S. alone.

If you’re single and looking, this is something you absolutely should NOT overlook.

Arguably the biggest hurdle most guys have to overcome is that very FIRST email. I get emails daily from guys asking exactly what they should put in their emails so they get read and responded to.

Because of my direct marketing background, and being a fanatical tester of what works and what doesn’t work, I’ve been able to isolate several key factors which should always be present when you’re communicating to a woman online.

More about those in a minute…

Before we get to them, let’s talk about something even more important to your success in writing compelling emails.

WHAT’S GOING ON IN HER HEAD?

The more successful you are at putting yourself in a woman’s shoes who’s using the internet to meet guys, the more successful you’ll be in getting women to respond to your emails.

The more sensitive you are to what she’s going through, the more persuasive you can be, the more rapport you can have with her, and consequently, the more she’ll trust and agree with you.

Put yourself in the shoes of a woman who’s being bombarded with emails daily from men.

When you’re trying to create that interest with a woman online, you need to create rapport, a great way is to ‘make yourself like her’.

What common interests do you share?

Was there something in her profile that caught your eye?

You shouldn’t forget that with email, people generally see it as more private/personal than your profile… people know that a profile is written for everyone to see.

When you send an email, the perception is that it should be personal, because emails typically are personal in nature. Therefore, use this to your advantage

It’s absolutely critical you write as if you’re speaking to ONLY HER. Don’t speak AT her, or TO her, speak with her.

Some keys to emails that get women to reply:

PERSONALIZE

You MUST personalize every message you send out. Women have a BS detector and can smell a copy and paste email a mile away. Even if you just use her screen name 1 time, make it personal.

Talk about her profile, let her know in some way that you actually READ her profile.

COMPLIMENT

Compliment her on something you find interesting about her… something you’re intrigued about. Remember the best way to get someone interested in you is to become interested in them first. I have this 2 step system I use called:

ENGAGE & EXPAND.

Rather than tell you all about it, here’s a quick example:

To ENGAGE, you can say something such as:

‘I read you’re into _____ Thats really cool.’

Then you EXPAND on it by adding:

‘I’ve always been interested in _____, how long have you been into it?’

Very simple, but VERY VERY effective.

AN INTRIGUING SUBJECT LINE

What’s the very first thing a woman sees when you send her an email?

No, it’s not your photo, no it’s not your email… it’s your subject line. What you place in that subject line is critical to your email even getting open.

The subject line should create intrique and almost force the woman to want to open it… because it’s compelling.

Women will tend to open emails if they’re more conversational in style and more personal, rather than generic.

HOW TO ENSURE YOUR EMAIL GETS READ

I always suggest looking through your own inbox and seeing the subject lines which stand out to you. Which ones capture your attention IMMEDIATELY?

In your subject lines mention something unique about her profile. For instance… If she’s into shooting pool, your subject could be something like:

‘Hey [her screen name], so you think you can shoot pool?’

WHAT DO YOU SAY FIRST?

The first sentance is arguably the part most guys have the biggest problems with. If the subject is the most important part of the email itself, then the 1st sentance is the most important part of the body.

The goal of your first sentance should be to introduce yourself and to estabilish rapport. Start by saying something you’d say to a friend.

Make sure your emails are written in a conversational style… like you’re emailing a friend of yours. You can ALWAYS tell when someone’s sending a copy and paste email…. because the email is usually very ambiguous and says nothing specific about that woman’s profile.

THEN WHAT?

You have an intriguing subject line, an inviting first sentance, used some humor in the email, and now you’ve got to seal the deal.

This is where you need to insert a CTA. This stands for Call To Action. Simply put, what do you want the woman to do as a result of reading the email?

Answer that question and you have your CTA.

I have a rule with each step in my system….

Every step only has ONE CTA. This is where most guys mess things up. They give women too many options, or none at all.

Tell the woman what you want her to do next, you can say something like…

‘Read the email and get back to me…’ ‘I’ll be looking for your response’ ‘let’s see your answers to the questions…’

If I could show you one simple technique that in 2 minutes would increase the number of responses you currently get on ANY dating site by 32% would you do it?

What if I had a collection of these techniques that took me years to test and perfect, would you want to use them?

Of course, and that’s why guys are going crazy about this.

No other dating coach has ever revealed information this sensitive.

For years I’ve kept this information quiet.

You have probably heard the buzz that I finally released my ‘Insider Internet Dating Program’ to the public.

Dating coach Rod Cortez said: ‘In the first month, I set up TEN DATES in one week and have actually been turning women down because I’m so BUSY meeting new hotties. ‘

David De’Angleo calls me an online dating ‘Specialist’

This simple multimedia program is probably the most powerful thing I’ve ever created.

Read that again. These simple techniques will increase the number of women who respond to your emails and the number of dates you get by 35% (at least). How can you do this?

Well, it’s quite easy to use, and purely scientific.

These aren’t just theories and guesses - these are *specific* things you can do right now that will increase the number of women who respond to your emails and the number of dates you get.

And each of these techniques have been *scientifically* proven.

It reveals the results of years of research conducted by me online showing *exactly* the simple techniques I use that dramatically increase the number of women who respond to your emails and the number of dates you get.

One of these techniques increased my responses by a clearly measurable 412%.

If I could reach out and grab you through this email I’d shake you to make you realize how important what I’m about to show you is.

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There’s a reason people are going crazy for this program.

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To your dating success,

Dave M.

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